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Location

New York, NY

Yelping Since

June 2007

Find Me In

west village

My Hometown

fresno, ca

When I'm Not Yelping...

i bang on the computer

Why You Should Read My Reviews

i know things

269 Pacific St
Brooklyn, NY 11201
(718) 935-1295

Trout  

Categories: Bars, Seafood
Neighborhood: Brooklyn/Cobble Hill

5 star rating
 11/25/2007 
ode to trout:

monday night
broiled lobster was $15
caesar salad and a giant bowl of mac and cheese
and beer
built sculptures from lobster carcasses
ate a 5lb piece of red velvet cake
they played cream/disraeli gears 2 times in a row

then i died and went to heaven.

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536 Madison Ave
New York, NY 10104
(212) 753-4214

Burger Heaven  

Category: Burgers
Neighborhood: Manhattan/Midtown East

1 star rating
 11/24/2007 
have not tried the food
i was served by far the worst piece of cake that tastes like 3 day old cardboard i have ever paid too much money for
my friend ordered chocolate ice cream and was brought a shake
i forget the rest

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782 Union Street
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(718) 622-0560

Park Slope Food Coop  

Categories: Specialty Food, Grocery, Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Brooklyn/Park Slope

5 star rating
 11/24/2007 
central california produce snob's dream
the first reeeally good nectarines i found in NY
prices are incredible

the insanely long lines are insanely long and that part completely sucks
but they don't lose any stars for that

i don't even mind the working 3 hours a month part.
hauling boxes around and stocking gorgeous organic and/or minimally treated local-ish produce once a month is a nice change of pace.

when i joined the coop i realized that i don't actually live in brooklyn - i live in berkeley.
then i went across the street to the tea lounge and i knew for sure.

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242 5th Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(718) 638-1866

5th Ave Bageltique Cafe  

Categories: Bagels, Restaurants
Neighborhood: Brooklyn/Park Slope

4 star rating
 11/24/2007 
This is officially the perfect "i'm home from the bars and i'm out walking the dog at 4am and i need an egg sandwich and vitamin water or i will die" place.

good bagels too
and they make a mean meatball sandwich
and a good ruben
haven't tried the french toast yet

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249 5th Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(718) 768-6868

Ozzie's Coffee III  

Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Brooklyn/Park Slope

2 star rating
 11/24/2007 
who charges for wi-fi??!!!
why am i charged random prices for  regular 'ol coffee when it clearly states on the wall: all sizes $1.75
why would anyone buy a muffin here more than twice? why did i? denial? yes. plus the coffee over at at la bageltique tastes like something brewed at a sewage reclamation plant, so you do what you gotta sometimes.

political aside: i appreciate that all the coffee houses in park slope support the mentally disabled by giving them jobs

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837 Union Street
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(718) 789-2762

Tea Lounge  

Categories: Performing Arts, Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Brooklyn/Park Slope

4 star rating
 11/24/2007 
i loved the tea lounge

then i went back and i hated the tea lounge because there was no place to sit

then i loved it again because i had a really good salad and had a place to sit

then they changed the free wi-fi to some retarded ad supported super-slow retarded thing and i hated the tea lounge for logging me out of IRC every 6.5 minutes

then i went back again stood in line for too long when i was hung over and had some really good coffee and a massive fresh squeezed orange/carrot juice and a yummy muffin and saw the sea of macbooks and i got sentimental about all the macs and i loved it again even though there was no place to sit

political aside: i appreciate that all the coffee houses in park slope support the mentally disabled by giving them jobs

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227 4th Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11215

El Cafetin Cafe  

Categories: Coffee & Tea, Bagels
Neighborhood: Brooklyn/Gowanus

5 star rating
 11/24/2007 
free wi-fi
not crowded like the tea lounge
free fast wi-fi
good coffee drinks
free fast wi-fi that does not suck
table for your laptop
free fast wi-fi that does not suck with no ads

+1 for being part of the lyceum

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321 5th Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(718) 768-4329

The Gate  

Category: Bars
Neighborhood: Brooklyn/Park Slope

4 star rating
 11/24/2007 
i love The Gate
even took my giant dog there once - he liked it too

chill
nice bartenders - great beer selection
yep what those other people said.

RE the smoking patio and people whining about smokers smoking too much out there on the - uh - patio - outside - where people smoke and stuff - uh....

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60 W 56th St
New York, NY 10019
(212) 757-1642

Men Kui Tei  

Category: Japanese
Neighborhood: Manhattan/Midtown East

4 star rating
 11/24/2007 
favorite lunch place when i'm at work.
comfort food for rainy days.
warrants a special away notice in AIM that says "mmmmmm nooooooodles"

best time to go: 2pm when the lunch crowd is gone

i need to try more things here. once i am done obsessing on the noodles they may get a full 5 stars

to be continued....

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68 2nd Ave
New York, NY 10003
(212) 647-1170

2 By 4  

Category: Nightlife
Neighborhood: Manhattan/East Village

4 star rating
 11/24/2007 
yay for dive bars!
yay for cheap drinks!
yay for barmaids who call everyone honey!

what's the deal with all the bras hanging behind the bar? not so sure i wanna be there when the answer can be demonstrated.

it was pretty quiet the one time i went here but i dug the atmosphere and we got to hog the pool table. watching the doorman (insert visual of large thuggish bald white man here) intently watch some merchant ivory film on the tv after football was over was worth the trip to the east village.

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andrew h.
list compliments Great Lists Received on 06/17/2008
love the brooklyn reviews...keep them coming Read More »
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cool compliments You're Cool Received on 11/24/2007
Always good to get a thumbs (paws?) up from the dog.  Thanks for yelping… Read More »
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cool compliments You're Cool Received on 11/24/2007
Your Park Slope reviews are cool. Read More »

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